Analects of Blue

I used to be a real boy; I used to think real thoughts and dream real dreams. Then one by one I handed up my strings. Now all that's lef...

There are only two things in life that bring out my competetive spirit enough to frustrate to the point of profanity: Love, and board games.

Things I learned tonight: 1. Don't eat grilled cheese sandwiches 2. Don't eat tater tots. 3. Don't eat turtle pie. 4. If you do ...

My eyes open slowly as the dusty sunlight creeps through my bedroom curtains. The warmth of the rising sun snuggles with me as I come into c...

Saturday morning I had to get a haircut. I was in Ogden, and stopped at the first cheap place I saw. It just happened to be a beauty parlor ...

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each...

So I was standing in the same bathroom that I complained about several times already when a thought hit me (well, more like snuck up behind ...